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cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life
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why are breakfast dates not a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs
I will never wake up before noon for a man
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m just smart enough to realize how genuinely stupid I really am.
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party store employee: do you need any help with anything sir?
me: *remains silent so they dont find out i just inhaled a shit ton of helium*
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